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I swear, I will do this every single time one of my little brothers graduates from somewhere.
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So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.
This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.
…you know. Just when I start to lose faith in humanity….Hm.
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Can you all not realize that the last “date” says April Fools
If only
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What alcohol says about you.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA my ex drinks gin and tonic. I’d say this is ironic.
Pretty much accurate right here.
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Vodka Cranberry all the way. haha
As someone who works in a bar, I can verify that all these are spot on.
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